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Cast
Morticia Frump Addams.......Carolyn Jones
Gomez Addams................John Astin
Uncle Fester.................Jackie Coogan
Lurch......................... Ted Cassidy
Grandmama Addams............Blossom Rock
Wednesday Friday Addams.....Lisa Loring
Pugsley Addams..............Ken Weathervax
PenelopeSandhurst............Yvonne Peattie
Henry Sandhurst..............Bob Jellison
Cousin Cackle.................Don McArt

ACT ONE SCENE ONE
Inside the Addams mansion, Morticia is sharpening a large carving knife on a grindstone.

MORTICIA:There darling, I think it's sharp enough now. Passes knife to Gomez.

GOMEZ:Lovely, Morticia. Fester is sat still, propped upright on a tall stall.

FESTER:Hurry up, Gomez.

GOMEZ:Are you getting tired, Uncle Fester?

FESTER:No. I like to pose, it's so artistic.

GOMEZ:Good! I want to get the inner you. Gomez sizes up Fester's head with the knife.

FESTER:Not with that!

GOMEZ:That's just for carving.

FESTER:That's what I'm afraid of!

GOMEZ:(Laughs)Not for carving you, for carving your likeness.

FESTER:Oh.. GOMEZ:Lets have the real, the true, the unadorned you.(Fester smiles)Beautiful, bound for immortality.(Gomez turns round and starts to carve at something)Don't move, don't look, don't even breathe.

FESTER:Don't worry...(Cut off)

GOMEZ:Don't. That's it! Hold it! By Jove, I think I've done it. Gomez stands back from a grinning pumpkinhead.

FESTER:Why Gomez, you're the Michelangelo of Halloween pumpkins. Turns pumpkinhead towards Morticia.

GOMEZ:How do you like it so far?